OnlyFans Model Makes $250,000 After Sleeping With 122 College Dudes In Three Weeks

Have you ever found yourself scrolling through job boards, only to stumble upon some listings that make you go, “Wait, is this for real?” Well, you’re not alone in this wild job market safari.com/tweets/pay-transparency/">job listings that make us question if we somehow entered an alternate reality. With so many employers demanding crazy amounts of work for next to no pay, it seems job hunting today has become its own special kind of hell on Earth.

In the spirit of shared misery and for a good chuckle (because we’ve got to laugh to keep from crying, right?), we’ve compiled a list of job listings so absurd, so utterly outlandish, that you might just feel better about your current job search woes.

1. Sick? That’ll cost you $100

2. Actual Job Posting I Found Today

3. It Job Listing Requires 4 Months Of Unpaid Training For A 2 Month Internship

4. This takes being “hungry for it” to new levels

5. Full Time Job No Pay

6. .There is nothing entry level about this

7. Here, Take This Full Time Job For $1.50 An Hour, Oh And I’ll Need You To Be My Personal Chauffeur Too

8. Every time I think it can’t get worse…

9. Woman Thinks Two Jobs Are One

10. You must be willing to run an entire safari but you’ll be paid like you’re running the drive-thru window.

11. Neighbors Want To Hire A Maid To Clean 5 Houses For Under Minimum Wage

12. Apply For This Job! But Only If Your Portfolio Has No Gaps, Yet You Can Start For Me Tomorrow Without Needing To Work A 2 Week Notice For Your Precious Employment

13. Wants To Hire A Photographer For 8 Hours. No Pay, But Will Put Your Name On The Flyer! (Yeah, No Thanks)

14. Great Low Paying Job With A Friendly Boss!

15. You Better Be Reliable And On Time For This Incredibly Below Minimum Wage Job!

16. Shockingly, This Company Can’t Find Anyone With ‘Thick Skin’ Willing To Work 8-5 And Be Available To Respond To Email And Calls For The Rest Of Their Waking Hours

17. This Is An Actual Job Posting…

18. Everything About This Job Listing

19. A Full $10/Hour!

20. Wants A Masters Degree For A Minimum Wage Job

21. Kind Redditor Offering A Job… And What A Deal It Is!

22. In Search Of Someone Who Doesn’t Value Their Time Whatsoever

23. Job Ad: Caretaker Work For Free! No Wage! Bonus Power, Water And Bathroom Access!

24. Girlfriend Is Looking For Jobs, Found An Opening For Slave Labor

25. Company Requires “20+ Yrs Experience” To Hire You For $18-$22 An Hour

26. Ridiculous Job Posting Lists “Can Afford To Live On Minimum Wage” As A Qualification

27. We Don’t Pay You, You Have To Pay Us

28. $6.25 An Hour ?

29. An Employer With An Insane List Of Requirements For A Strenuous And Dangerous Job… That Only Pays $8.50 An Hour

30. Now Hiring But Not Really!

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Life is all about setting goals. Run a mile every day. Start journaling. Put 20% of your paycheck toward savings. A goal can be big or small — the important thing is to make it well-defined and stick to it.

And when it comes to setting goals and achieving them, we could all learn a thing or two from OnlyFans model Bonnie Blue.

Miss Blue headed to Cancun on a mission. The 24-year-old content creator planned to sleep with at least 100 college dudes in three weeks. A difficult task, to be sure.

But Bonnie Blue knocked it out of the park, smashing her goal and bumping uglies with 122 college guys. Talk about being an overachiever. She filmed the awe-inspiring feat and uploaded the content to her OnlyFans, where the footage netted her a cool $250,000. 

Men were literally lining up for their chance to help Miss Blue and her fellow creator Leilani May reach their goal. In some of the videos, a queue of volunteers stretched down the hotel hallway. In others, the eager college men could be heard banging on the door, telling whoever Blue was with at the moment to hurry up. 

“The college boys enjoyed Spring break, but I gave them one to remember,” Bonnie told The Daily Star. 

“Many Spring Breakers actually called it a bonding experience,” she added. “They enjoyed every second of it, as did I. It was an incredible success for both the boys and I.”

Bonnie, who lives in Australia but comes from Nottingham, England, says she plans to visit Cancun next year and do it all over again. Will she break her unprecedented record? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain: she’ll have plenty of young men willing to lend a hand (among other things).

This isn’t her first such marathon. She caused all kinds of controversy when she slept with dozens of recent high school grads.

“We will never create content without organizing proper consent first,” she said. “In other words, the guys who expressed interest needed to prove legal evidence they are over 18 years old and were made aware that the content is for our OnlyFans accounts. Many students on vacation will expect to get laid on Spring Break.”

She continued: “I think having women (us) in the mix who are up for it and don’t need any convincing is positive for the women on vacation who don’t want to be pestered by young men; they just want to be left alone to chill with their friends.”

Congrats to Miss Blue on her success and congrats to the small army of college bros who now share a special and unbreakable bond. 122 in 3 weeks? Just incredible. If that doesn’t inspire you to set some goals for yourself and then absolutely crush those goals, I don’t know what will. 

Determination. Pass it on. 

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