47 Funniest Quote Tweets From Smart Aleck Twitter Users This Week (April 3, 2024)

We’re showcasing the cream of the crop — the quote tweets that have us clutching our sides and reaching for the nearest wall to steady ourselves. From witty comebacks to unexpected punchlines, these people sure know how to quote tweet. 

Ready to dive into a world where brevity is the soul of wit and a well-placed quote tweet can make you an internet sensation overnight? Let’s get started!

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preschoolers watching sesame street: https://t.co/C2nLxE2vgC

— campbell g (@rodeoman) April 2, 2024

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ah well. it was though https://t.co/yWpPkOAU5S

— flglmn (@flglmn) April 2, 2024

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My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen https://t.co/QjVPmMIIF7

— II HANDS II HEAVEN II FURIOUS (@JCov1) April 2, 2024

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half the time I hear someone go on a long rant on something I’m like, yeah I listened to that podcast episode too buddy https://t.co/Ysb5iRdGOd

— the Rich (@Duderichy) April 2, 2024

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my only contribution to society https://t.co/QYc0t1GInY pic.twitter.com/uMzA0Gpyy0

— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) April 1, 2024

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me when i have a mouth full of bees and my boss comes to talk to me https://t.co/WWp991YMhu

— fair maiden lover (@fairmaiden1over) March 30, 2024

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You’re not ready for how much caviar is in this fish https://t.co/ofRl1cv1S6

— Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) April 3, 2024

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the fuck was I on https://t.co/0P71jQorbk

— Amoeba (@curnbucket) March 31, 2024

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Final https://t.co/FuD0NJOent

— Jonathan de Santos (@desamting) March 28, 2024

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that one guy sitting in the front seat https://t.co/9ESB8l0jLl pic.twitter.com/yHP4no2ywS

— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) March 1, 2024

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Definitely enough to report the transaction as fraudulent https://t.co/6hWjYSduVC

— Hercules (@kNo_Mercy) March 2, 2024

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I'm not even tryna be mean, but I need you to go to hell https://t.co/88cvrbwEH2

— Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima) March 2, 2024

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Oh my kids r gonna hate me 😭 https://t.co/reBrscc9cI

— Ariyanka 🇵🇸 (@NAOMlPlNK) April 19, 2023

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Why does it look like he’s about to be on an episode of Hannah Montana https://t.co/GPwDCNbbGb

— ada enechi (@adaenechi) March 28, 2023

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